bringtheruckuss: new requirements for "rape" →
- only counts on thursdays.
- the “whatever, she totally wanted it” defense will be allowed.
- if the offending party has had more than 4 beers it’s not rape.
- if the rape is not reported within 48 hours it didn’t count.
- if the plaintiff is “fugly” she actually has to thank the offender.
- if…
