January 2012
5 posts
The most lasting sorrow in being left behind is missing and aching because you aren’t missed in turn. How could you be, when you’re what they don’t want, and the most memorable moment you hold in your heart is being told you aren’t loved anymore. I am sure he doesn’t feel me anymore, didn’t get me even before. Doesn’t care enough to be my friend. So...
i wish adele would stop seeping through the walls. it’s such a kick in the balls to be going about my day when suddenly i recognize her heavy notes in the air and feel curls of sadness settling around everything inside me, squeezing until something has to come out of me, and it’s always tears, tears, tears.
that british bitch.
“Eels always look like they just told a joke and are waiting for a reaction.”
December 2011
2 posts
“Adele’s music is the soundtrack for overeating in the same way Enya’s music is...”
– Andrew Johnston brilliance! (via 2burgers2fries2dietcokes)
“Left-handers are wired into the artistic half of the brain, which makes them...”
– The World’s Greatest Left-Handers: Why Left-Handers are Just Plain Better than Everybody Else (via itisalwaysnecessary)
November 2011
2 posts
October 2011
1 post
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September 2011
2 posts
August 2011
1 post
“There’s only one real way to eat a lobster, and that’s to boil water, drop your...”
– Edith Zimmerman, How to Eat a Lobster (via drinkyourjuice)
July 2011
3 posts
June 2011
1 post
April 2011
4 posts
February 2011
12 posts
The lonely whale →
whydoihaveablog:
The lonely whale A baleen whale that’s been tracked by the Navy since 1992 can’t attract a mate because his singing voice is too high. To make matters worse, the high-pitched whale “does not follow the known migration route of any extant baleen whale species.” The result, according to Dr. Kate Stafford, a researcher at the National Marine Mammal Laboratory in Seattle, is that...
Wipe Your Feet: It is very difficult to talk about... →
tesslynch:
It is very difficult to talk about what Planned Parenthood has meant to you personally, or to talk about your sexual history, or abortion or rape. It might be the most difficult thing to talk about, in fact, and so most people don’t, which complicates the perception of there being a “kind of…
bringtheruckuss: new requirements for "rape" →
bringtheruckuss:
only counts on thursdays.
the “whatever, she totally wanted it” defense will be allowed.
if the offending party has had more than 4 beers it’s not rape.
if the rape is not reported within 48 hours it didn’t count.
if the plaintiff is “fugly” she actually has to thank the offender.
if…
It's funny how they want to redefine rape, but...
katiecookies365:
feministlibrarian:
feministlibrarian: the common denominator (though I get the irony) is that in both cases they want to control the definition and turn it into something static rather than something responsive to human experience and need.
Blam
The 10 Creepiest "Are You Afraid of the Dark"... →
secretary:
viewparadise:
“The Tale of the Thirteenth Floor” STILL creeps me out. THOSE FUCKING ALIENS WITH NO EYES OR MOUTHS.
THE LONELY GHOST ONE, SERIOUSLY, WTF.
See also: LAUGHING IN THE DARK.
January 2011
10 posts
: hautelikecouture: Today in ad campaigns… Rag &... →
hautelikecouture:
Today in ad campaigns…
Rag & Bone [photos via]
In a (creative) twist from the ordinary, instead of hiring a photographer to shoot their campaign, Marcus and David handed Abbey Lee Kershaw, Edita Vilkeviciute, and Lily Aldridge a camera and asked them…
“I want her to melt into me, like butter on toast. I want to absorb her and walk...”
– Water for Elephants
I didn’t like the book much, but I loved this quote! (via ferfluffle)
whydoihaveablog:
I think in 2k11 we should fuck feelings and emotions and instead take action and be bitch bosses.
This is the smartest thing I have ever written.
got 2011 on lock
not to be that bitch who’s got her shit together, but after completely failing the last three years of my life (fuck 2010 the most), i’ve got some good things coming my way.
1. i just got hired at an awesome place with prime benefits, which is kind of a first. i didn’t think it would happen for me until way down the line, which has been a major self-esteem suck, especially since...
fuck a resolution
i’m a hefty girl, and i’m not gonna front about wanting to lose weight. last year i lost half the weight i ultimately want to drop, and feel better for it, and also feel fatter for it in that “god i’ve worked so hard and have so far still to go” way. this life, and your perception of it, seem strangely geared toward making you feel dissatisfied with yourself no matter...
December 2010
17 posts
a girl's point of view...
regan:
on sex.
So, at 7PM when we’re about to go out, girls have to decide if we want to shave our legs and things or not. And when we decide to fully primp, we have already made the decision about if we are willing to put out that night or not. So when 11PM rolls around and we get a “oh, shit. Not tonight, but soon. Not blowing you off, just tonight isn’t good,” it makes us think that our...
your low level of autonomy is distressing.
i watched television all christmas day
moving forward with the year, which is now galloping along at a nice pace, which is a goddamn relief because 2010 is fucking cramping my style. as is my new roommate, who texts me literally five times a day whether i’m home or not like she needs a fucking lifeline to do anything. girl, get off my jock. and pay me back for the fucking pizza. possibly i’m made crankier because right now...
sometimes
i legit want to be all, “do u lyke me? bcuz i lyk youu,” and realize that i’ve gotten nowhere since jr high.
age can’t tame these wild emotions.
pet names
i used to be set against pet names, like, “the fuck did you just call me?” “‘honey.’” but i’m getting soft in my old age and dating older and older men, who cannot always be expected to remember my name from the confines of their geriatric handicaps; ergo, pet names have become more acceptable to me.
names i’ve gotten fuzzy from being called: baby,...